Not Me Monday!

I did not sprain my ankle while tacking up Magic yesterday.

I would never ice it, take Motrin, then ride for half an hour afterwards.

I wouldn't dream of picking sweet clover to feed to the Lippizans before putting my helmet on.

I am not allergic poison ivy, and it is not all over my face due to the above grass picking I did not do.

I am not scratching instead of putting calamine on and/or soaking in an oatmeal bath.

I am not considering attending University of New England's online Master's program because it's cheaper and I can start at the end of October.

I did not have a perfect day on program today.

I did not ask my parents to pay for my horse show this weekend because I don't get paid until next Friday.

I am not slightly freaking out because I haven't heard from Mustang all weekend.

I did not happily stay home all weekend because I didn't feel like going to the club.

So, what did you NOT do this week?

* I did not buy a pack of cigarettes Friday so I could go outside and smoke with Jay, away from DogFace.

* I was not upset when I found out that he no longer smokes because he has a year's supply of Skoal, compliments of Country Fest.

* I did not check out one of my male cousins at yesterday's graduation party before learning that he was my cousin, and not one of my cousin's friends like I hoped.

* I am not looking forward to setting up my classroom tomorrow because of the pink accessories purchased for the classroom (pink curtains and pink drawers to store class sets of headphones)

* I did not once again over draft my checking account.

* I did not skip Redheaded slut's baby shower because I couldn't handle seeing her open baby gifts.

* I did not email the below commercial to my mother, hoping she'd get the hint.



What did you NOT do this week?

Not Me Monday

I did not send Jay* another MySpace mail apology about how I am sorry for what I said, and was not upset when he read it, but didn't write back. Not me!

I do not cry Sunday when I realized Trevor* (my ex of two and a half years with whom I broke up with in November) would be intensely proud that I can now ride Magic. I do not still consider Magic "our" horse, nor did I wish that I never broke up with him. Not me!

I did not spend $92 on sex toys nor $160 on makeup at Sephora when I promised myself i would start paying off my credit cards. Not me!

I would never call up Jake* after the sex toy night because I was horny enough to abandon my new morality laws. Not me!

I did not invite Jake over to watch Blood Diamond only to fall asleep on him 15 minutes after he got there, even though he had an hour drive. Not me!

I do not spend most of my day shamelessly surfing 20sb.net, or Myspace, or facebook while being paid to do marketing for my parents' company. Not me!

I do not prefer my cat Spooky to the other two. Not me!

I would not overdraft my checking account by $213.11 because I was too lazy Friday night to deposit my paycheck. Not me!

I would never, ever skip the gym because to watch Army Wives. Not me!